Glasses:

As a kid, I wanted glasses so badly. Actually, even as an adult I still want glasses. Just like the rest of my body, my face begs for accessories. Who am I to deny it?

Enter: the Madewell Bookshop Glasses. I actually put them on my wishlist months ago. And then I forgot about them. Then, a few days ago, I stumbled onto them again. And they were on sale. Do I really need to explain the rest? Now they are happily residing on my face, making me feel smarter, and letting me get away with not wearing eye makeup.

So if you see me wearing them, just smile, and join me in pretending that they are real and I actually need them to improve my vision.